Robert Pattinson: “Goodbye American Women”

I don’t think it matters which celebrity gossip site I attach, they all are saying same the same thing: Pattinson’s over American women. At least the aggressive few hundred swarming him each day in New York City.

Apparently, Robert’s fans are not content to just scream shrilly in his face, no now, according to the gossip sites, they are now practically tackling him on sight. He has been forced to walk with an entire crew of burly body guards, who have at least on one occasion, freaked themselves and allowed Pattinson to be clipped by a Big Apple taxi cab.

Now Robert must walk along with either sunglasses on or eyes averted and he’s been warned, please, no waving at the hoards of salivating women or they may become spiked into a full-on stampede. Then what? Headlines will scoff at his near miss being run over by a cab and focus on his remains lying on the pavement with heel marks, articles of clothing scattered around complete with lipstick smears. It would be horrible.

It’s hilarious yet sad how folks can become a complete mob under strange and mystifying circumstances; this situation for one. I mean, yes the man’s gorgeous, he’s talented and plays an emotional, sexy and sparkly vampire in the “Twilight” series but really, for fans to act and react as they’re being portrayed in New York, it is astounding. I’m saying this, my fellow American Women, back off, calm down, take something for God’s sake to squelch the hormones and let Robert Pattinson live. After all I’ve not been able to try my hand at tackling him yet…

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4 Responses to Robert Pattinson: “Goodbye American Women”

  1. jerseyirish says:

    Spin, Have been reading about Robert poor guy getting swarmed. Some of the pics I have seen he looks totally intimadated by all the fuss, keeping his head low not looking at anyone. It is a shame that people just don’t get he is a celebrity, but a person just like us and should be shown repsect for his privacy and while working.

    JI

  2. spinshack says:

    British men seem to be especially sensitive – the American enthusiasm a bit overwhelming. *grins*

  3. NotaTard says:

    That Celebrity post attached to this one is from when you met S. Heritage. Isn’t that special?

    In fact most of those are yours Sunbuns. Yay you.

  4. NolaMar says:

    It makes you wonder who would want to be a celebrity with that kind of insane behavior going on! NUTS! Yea, they ought to show some respect. And a little self-restraint and discretion maybe?

    I had to laugh at your video choice. When I read your tweet about it on my phone today I thought of tweeting that song but never had the chance.

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