Have I just died? I just read that a new film is being created with both Hugh Jackman and Robert Pattinson. Together. With horses and chaps. Leather chaps. I am weak for cowboys to begin with, the boots, that leather smell mingled with the manly scent. I’m getting light headed thinking about it.
CinemaBlend.com says, “That means hats, chaps, tight jeans, attractively scruffy hair, and pretty much the best thing to happen to the Old West in decades.
This will all be happening thanks to Madeline Stowe, the actress who wrote the screenplay Unbound Captives back in the mid-90s, and turned down a $5 million offer from Fox because she wouldn’t be allowed to star. A decade later, Variety reports that Stowe still won’t be starring, and Rachel Weisz will take the role instead. But Stowe will make her directorial debut with the film.”
Now to find out where this is filming. I can see it now, hiring on as the stable girl would work, I could wash the horses, tend to tack, feed and hell, I’d even muck the stalls. I have experience with that; *changing resume’. Too, I could rework my definition of “Heaven”.
Heaven: [hev-uhn] Helping either Hugh Jackman or Robert Pattinson with mounting. Straightening their chaps, dusting them off between shoots. Especially the dusting off part. (You know Westerns are always dusty.)
Jackman is an excellent horseman already but Pattinson might require lessons. I could certainly be of help in presenting any educational instruction Pattinson might need…of course, that too for free.
Momma Just Wants to Chase Cowboys (renamed it)
I’ll take DD, tell her it’s Summer Camp. DMan, well, he will just have to understand.