Sexual Education – Stu, the Versatile Educator

So now my favorite celebrity basher blogger is taking up a new vocation. He once taught Kindergarten and now is progressing to try and tackle the serious and challenging endeavor of sex education. It seems Stuart Heritage has joined a Task Force geared toward trying to inform the sexually active irresponsible youths running amuck in the United Kingdom. The UK apparently has a huge problem with unplanned pregnancies and someone has to do something about it. Being the kindly and concerned individual that he really is; our personal issues aside, he spoke last weekend from a studio in Germany accompanied by other young adults from various countries also concerned with the topic at hand.

In this video which I found with a simple google switch, Mr. Heritage introduces himself and explains why he’s interested in helping out the ill-advised and sexually uneducated youth of his country: Heritage on Task Force.

Yes, Mr. Heritage remains My Hero. I’m thinking over what sort of superhero outfit would be fitting for such a champion against the evils of wild and wanton, wandering sperm? Perhaps something along the lines of a flowing cape and a chest feature that looks rather like the golden Trojan emblem, add a trojan warrior headdress and perhaps a golden mask to compliment his rather golden complexion and I think it a go.

Mr. Heritage explains on his smashing Hecklerspray.com site what he did over the weekend to promote September 26 which was named World Contraception Day. In this article, WCD…Or What I Did On Holiday (Part Two)
Obviously he must have intuitively known what screenshot was my favorite and included it in his post. Yes, dear readers I actually sat through that little video event with all the solem proclamations to help educate our children. You know what they do around here in our schools? Why hand the little sexually active darlings condems, now to just get them to slip them on, that’s the key.

Go get ‘em Stu.

(I absolutely crack myself up.)